In more ways than one. After a disgracefully long break I've dusted off the old Dawes. It's time to get back out on the bike. I have done hardly any cycling since the Ireland trip back in May and it's time to get some rides in before I forget how to do it.
We headed out through the small village of Queen Charlton. On the way out of the village on the right is an impressive Norman arch, the gateway to the grange belonging to the once mighty Keynsham abbey. After the dissolution of the monasteries Henry VIII gave the land to his last wife, Catherine Parr, presumably she is the Queen of Queen Charlton.
Milestone |
'How far is 7 furlongs and 16 poles?' I asked.
Mick shrugged. 'No idea. I know what a furlong is but I don't know what a pole is. Well I do know what a pole is, obviously, but I don't know how far it is.' When I got home I looked it up. Turns out a pole (or a perch or a rod) equals 16.5 feet, and is the standardised version of the length from the back of the plough to the front of the ox. So now I know. (Incidentally, if old milestones are your thing, the Milestone Society have an excellent website with a database of milestones around the country.)
Chew Valley Lake |
When we got to the brewery things were in full swing. The Mendip Morris Men were dancing out the front, encouraging people to join in the merriment. We dithered with our bikes for a moment before deciding to park them out of sight behind a fence in the brewery yard. Hopefully the fact that they were not locked would not be an issue. (It's a shame to be so paranoid but bicycle theft is such a major issue these days. If leaving my bike in the centre of town I now have to carry a lock that's as heavy as the bike. It's ridiculous.)
'I believe it's your turn to buy a round,' said Mick.
'No, it can't be! I bought them last time we were out,' I said. I couldn't remember actually but I thought I'd give it a go.
'Nope, it's definitely your turn. Anyway, I haven't got any money.'
'Why haven't you brought any money? Who comes to a beer festival without any money?'
At that point another cyclist (or at least a man in a pair of lycra shorts - presumably he had a bike somewhere) came out of the brewery. 'Free beer, now that's what I like!' he said.
'Ha ha, that would be great,' I said, taking this to be a joke. I headed to the bar with my purse.
The bar was busy and I waited whilst the man next to me was served. He got out his wallet. 'How much is that?'
'Beer's free today,' came the reply.
'Oh my word,' said the chap, 'I do believe Christmas has come early this year!'
'What's that?'
'The good news is (holding up one of the drinks) that this pint is free. And (holding up the other one) the other good news is that this one is too!'
And so an enjoyable hour passed enjoying the autumn sunshine.
There was a brief moment of panic when one of the Butcombe staff came out and yelled something that we couldn't quite catch.
'Last orders! He said last orders!' said Mick in a panic. He rushed to the bar. When he came out with two more beers he looked relieved. 'It's ok. it was the last shout for the brewery tour. We've got another half an hour.'
Adam Henson signing tins of Rare Breed |
Flapping in a field |
Another route finding error meant we accidentally ended up on the A37 for a brief spell before turning onto the quieter lanes through Publow and Compton Dando and then home.
'Sorry about the navigational foul-ups today,' I said later.
'Anyone,' said Mick, 'who leads me on a ride to a brewery which is serving free beer can make as many navigational foul ups as they like.'
'Fair enough,' I said.
Me enjoying a pint of Butcombe at Compton Dando despite having a pole sticking out of my head |